Industrial Strength Stories
Diane is our "Chip Order Consultant". She checks all these stories for authenticity and factual integrity.
So far she has plugged up three arcade games. As far as we know, Dakota Style Potato Chips are the only brand of chips that can scoop up a pint of dip without breaking. That in itself is amazing. However, we're looking to achieve the truly amazing.
"Thanks to Dakota Style Barbecue Chips strategically scattered in front of my office door, my boss can never sneak up and catch me goofing off."
"Winter weather is no worry, thanks to your chips. One bag in my car takes care of ice scraping all winter long. Thanks Dakota Style!"
"Three words: Indoor Mini Frisbee."
"Poker night I only have to worry about one kind of chip."
"There are no more wobbly chairs or tables in our house thanks to Dakota Style Jalapeno chips."
"They're perfect for those pesky scratch-off tickets."
"During the winter of '97 I used a bag of Mesquite chips under the rear wheels of my car. I was finally able to drive out of the rut I was stuck in."
"We glued some chips to the bottom of my daughter's sneakers and made a nifty pair of tap shoes."
"Smaller Dakota Style chips can be used as tokens at the arcade. Seriously!"
"One word... POG"